Random shit. Enjoy. :)

asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

omg-humor:

Said no gamer everomg-humor.tumblr.com

omg-humor:

Said no gamer ever
omg-humor.tumblr.com

momiji-sakura:

kezziez:

psych2go:

Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What are the first three words that you see?

This would be an interesting thing to see other people try.
I got: Love, Beauty, Success

Took a few minutes but, popularity, lust???, and youth.


Love. Intelligence. And freedom.

momiji-sakura:

kezziez:

psych2go:

Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What are the first three words that you see?

This would be an interesting thing to see other people try.

I got: Love, Beauty, Success

Took a few minutes but, popularity, lust???, and youth.

Love. Intelligence. And freedom.

  • taco bell employee: how are you today?
  • me: crunchwrap supreme

I’m not even gonna get mad anymore. I’m just going to learn to expect the lowest out of the people I thought the highest of.

—(via picsandquotes)

(Source: icanrelateto)

helpfvl:

me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready 

funniestpicturesdaily:

We’ve all been there.

funniestpicturesdaily:

We’ve all been there.

Reblog If You Grew Up With This

sanityscraps:

youaresosmall:

jumpushfall:

jumpushfall:

a-pretty-optimistic-pessimist:

image

NOT this:

image

kids these days are so spoiled

when i was your age we had an animated disney castle intro

and we had to walk uphill both ways to see it

Barefoot, in the snow

Running away from velociraptors

AND WE WERE THANKFUL.

(Source: innocentserpent)

  • Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
  • [Class titters]
  • Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
  • [Laughter increases]
  • Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
  • [Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]
daily-meme:

Trolling Your Ex At Its Finesthttp://daily-meme.tumblr.com/

daily-meme:

Trolling Your Ex At Its Finest
http://daily-meme.tumblr.com/