Random shit. Enjoy. :)

  • Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
  • [Class titters]
  • Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
  • [Laughter increases]
  • Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
  • [Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]
daily-meme:

Trolling Your Ex At Its Finesthttp://daily-meme.tumblr.com/

daily-meme:

Trolling Your Ex At Its Finest
http://daily-meme.tumblr.com/

netflx:

one time a waiter asked me what kind of taco shell i wanted and i forgot the word for “soft taco” so i asked him for a flexible taco. fle xible taco

(Source: accidently)

funniestpicturesdaily:

Killer joke
dyingwalrus69:

omgphantastic:

cooldadmemes:

dntdodrugs:

I’m sweating cause this dudes game shits on mine


GOD FUCKING DAMMIT





not only is this line impossible to pull off but I think my friends hate me

"No dumbass""okay"

dyingwalrus69:

omgphantastic:

cooldadmemes:

dntdodrugs:

I’m sweating cause this dudes game shits on mine

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

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not only is this line impossible to pull off but I think my friends hate me

"No dumbass"
"okay"

(Source: obamas-princess)

collegehumor:

Finishing reading this step-by-step guide while you wait for inspiration to strike.

desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

(Source: hitchups)

  • english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
  • english is their first language: hte fuckign

if something is too spicy for you, follow these simple steps!

cybersuccubus:

  1. stop being a fucking bitch
  2. eat more of it
  3. cry you fucking pussy

(Source: ledian)