Random shit. Enjoy. :)

kingsleyyy:

if i show you a picture on my phone, do not SWIPE. ain’t nobody tell you to take a motherfucking tour.

johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

(Source: johnentwlstle)

stability:

do you ever see someone hot in public and think “you’ll never know how hard I’m fucking you in my mind”

du4ne:

me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know

Sometimes… When I like something a lot. I unlike it so I can re-like it again.

A girl on her period can feel all these emotions in less than a minute.

A girl on her period can feel all these emotions in less than a minute.

asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

omg-humor:

Said no gamer everomg-humor.tumblr.com

omg-humor:

Said no gamer ever
omg-humor.tumblr.com

momiji-sakura:

kezziez:

psych2go:

Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What are the first three words that you see?

This would be an interesting thing to see other people try.
I got: Love, Beauty, Success

Took a few minutes but, popularity, lust???, and youth.


Love. Intelligence. And freedom.

momiji-sakura:

kezziez:

psych2go:

Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What are the first three words that you see?

This would be an interesting thing to see other people try.

I got: Love, Beauty, Success

Took a few minutes but, popularity, lust???, and youth.

Love. Intelligence. And freedom.

  • taco bell employee: how are you today?
  • me: crunchwrap supreme

I’m not even gonna get mad anymore. I’m just going to learn to expect the lowest out of the people I thought the highest of.

—(via picsandquotes)

(Source: icanrelateto)